Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Conspiracy Theory

I hate this time of year. Halloween I mean. This holiday is a fat girl's worst nightmare. Make that a fat girl, with a ferocious sweet tooth's, worst nightmare.
I'm innocently cruising my neighborhood Target last week, when I had to hit the candy section to pick up some sweets for a certain girl's birthday goody bags. And then, I begin to hear it. Taunting me from the shelf across the aisle.
In this box, resides 22 of my favorite Hershey candy bars. FULL SIZE BARS. Heaven help me. My thighs will never forgive me.

11 comments:

Hot Tub Lizzy said...

I can't even go NEAR that section this time of year... bad bad bad bad bad

Kat said...

It is a conspiracy. They know who is tempted. And they know we are buying.

Shelley said...

MMMMMMMMMMMMM.......Hershey's, my favorite....

Brandy said...

Girl I got bags of candy mocking me in my drawers at home right now.

Just wait until it starts to go on clearance...then it will be even harder to resist.

I'd tell you to be strong, but who I am fooling. Hershey gets me everytime too.

Angela said...

Okay, seriously, here is what you do. Remind yourself what a hero you'll be when you give those suckers out on Halloween to some poor child who thought he would only get bite size. Now, FIGHT the power! You CAN resist, I promise! You can!!!

CrystalChick said...

If you are going to be giving those out for Halloween, I might have to make a trip to your house. A full size Hershey bar, YUM. My thighs stopped talking to me a long time ago so it's okay to give me some. :)

Michelle said...

AHHH! Goodie bags! I totally forgot about those. Apparently I'm sending my hubby out to buy those stupid bags so I can put candy in them. Grrrrr. Thanks for the reminder. And step AWAY from the chocolate.

Kelly said...

JUST.SAY.NO!! I feel your pain!

Shannon said...

YUM!

Lula! said...

Going to Sam's on Thursday and I refuse...REFUSE, I tell ya...to even go near this section.

It ain't gonna happen.

Rhea said...

I've been holding out from buying Halloween candy so far...but eventually I'm going to have to give in and get some for...Halloween. But not yet...or it will all be gone.

 

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